Feliz Navidad

Chelsea: Police Mommy Dog! Police Mommy Dog! I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! Ohhhh, Police Mommy Dog!

(to the tune of Feliz Navidad. and she does think she is singing the right words, its not a remake)

C 4 years old

Pizza

Zach locked Chelsea out of the bedroom. She is knocking on the door.

'Ugh! Your pizza is here, man! You gotta pay for this thing, dude!'

C 4 years old
Z 6 years old

Polar Express

Watching Polar Express with the kids and every time anything exciting happens Chelsea starts jumping up and down and clapping her hands 'I REALLY REALLY have to go on that train, guys!' 'I cant wait for my turn on that train! I'm totally going on that giant present slide!'


C 4 years old

Indiana Solo

Zach playing SIP, his own mash up of Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Pirates of the Caribbean.

'Han Solo, wait what is his name again?? Oh yeah, Indian Jones. I have no idea why I keep mixing them up. It doesn't make sense. They aren't even anything alike!'


Z 6 years old

Boring grown up meeting

Picking Chelsea up from school...
Zach: guess what! We are going to go see dolphin tale!
Chelsea: I want it to be a surprise! Say we are going to a meeting.
Brandon: we are going to a very boring grown up meeting. You will have to just sit and be bored.
Chelsea: can we get candy for the meeting?
Brandon: nope, that would make it fun for kids, it has to be boring.
Chelsea starts sobbing.
Chelsea: I don't want to go to a boring grown up meeting, I want to go to a movie!


Z 6 years old
C 4 years old

Pinky and the Brain

Zach: are you thinking what I'm thinking, Chelsea?
Chelsea: that we should go to candyland and eat the ice cream flowers?!?


Z 6 years old
C 4 years old

No smoking

Zach: that sign says 'no smoking'. Thats a good thing. And it makes sense.
Chelsea: why does it make sense?
Zach: cuz smoking is bad for you! And even worse its bad for nature!
Chelsea: what is nature?
Zach: its the outside, its where all the animals live.
Chelsea: but I love koalas!

Z 6 years old
C 4 years old