Boobs

Chelsea: what ya doing mom?

Me: getting ready. I just have to get a bra.

Chelsea: what's a bra? Wait! I know! The thing that pushes your boobs up, right?

A bad name

I was singing You Give Love a Bad Name to Chelsea and she came over and hugged me and said 'I'm so sorry mamma!'

C 4 years old

Doing what?

Chelsea: little bunny foo foo humping through the forest....

C 4 years old

Best year

Me: Zach, you only have 2 1/2 days of school left before Christmas!

Zach: What is a half day?

Me: Monday and Tuesday are regular days and Wednesday is a short day. I was thinking on Thursday we would go to a movie or something.

Zach: This is really the best year of my life!

Me: Aww! That makes my heart full of happiness!

Zach: Yeah, it just gives me a tummyache.



Z 6 years old

No it isn't

Me to Brandon: 'So, Zachs birthday is on a Saturday so we can figure out what we are going to do'

Zach: 'No its not! Its not mom! Not Saturday!'

Me: 'What are you talking about? What day do you want it to be on?'

Zach; 'The right day! Its not on a Saturday! Its on the 21st!!'


Z 6 years old

Stretching

I'm buying jeans for chelsea for the first time in over a year. She tries them on and tells me 'man, these kind of pants make it hard to do my stretches!

C 4 years old

Gramma Greats

We are at a retirement residence for Chelsea to do a little performance. Zach and I are standing and waiting for it too begin and little old ladies keep walking by and poking him and talking to him. One gave him a chocolate candy. He said to me 'its a place full of gramma greats! Thats so awesome!'

C 4 years old
Z 6 years old