power

I got the kids breadsticks at target. I handed them to Chelsea and Zach immediately starts in that she has to share. I tell him to chill, she already knows. He tells me "mom, im just afraid she is going to crazy with power!"


Z 7 years old
C 4 years old

zombie bait

me to the kids: come on spunky brewster and zombie bait.
chels: i get to be zombie bait!!!

C 4 years old

BOMB!

We are walking through Old Navy and Chelsea starts screaming "BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!" I ask her what she is talking about and she starts frantically pointing. I said "Chelsea, that is a baby." "Oh, my mistake..."


C 4 years old

Can't help it

Me: Chels why are you so adorable all the time?
Chels: I don't know. I just can't help it.


C 4 years old

How old are you?

Chelsea: Mom how old are you?
Me: I am three zero.
C: THIRTY!? Holy cow, that is so old! I think maybe you are too old to be a mom.


C 4 years old

Frustrated

Chelsea: Im so frustrated with myself right now. I just bit my finger off!

C 4 years old

Freaking

Chelsea: is freaking a bad word? Cuz he is freaking cute as hell!




C 4 years old