By myself

After dropping Zach off at school i asked Chelsea "are you going to go to school too and leave me all by myself??" She told me "yeah but you can hold my guinea. Even though im not there and you didn't ask."


C 4 years old

ants

Chelsea sees an ant and starts spazzing out. Zach explains to her "Chels, that is just a black ant. red ants bite, not black ones. black ants just shoot you with their laser eyes." chaos ensues....

C 4 years old
Z 7 years old

power

I got the kids breadsticks at target. I handed them to Chelsea and Zach immediately starts in that she has to share. I tell him to chill, she already knows. He tells me "mom, im just afraid she is going to crazy with power!"


Z 7 years old
C 4 years old

zombie bait

me to the kids: come on spunky brewster and zombie bait.
chels: i get to be zombie bait!!!

C 4 years old

BOMB!

We are walking through Old Navy and Chelsea starts screaming "BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!" I ask her what she is talking about and she starts frantically pointing. I said "Chelsea, that is a baby." "Oh, my mistake..."


C 4 years old

Can't help it

Me: Chels why are you so adorable all the time?
Chels: I don't know. I just can't help it.


C 4 years old

How old are you?

Chelsea: Mom how old are you?
Me: I am three zero.
C: THIRTY!? Holy cow, that is so old! I think maybe you are too old to be a mom.


C 4 years old