Bed time

Chelsea is sleeping with me tonight.  She is really wound up and having a tough time falling asleep.

Me: You're the worst kid in the whole world.
Her: You're the worst mom in the whole world.  And the best. And I am the best too.

2 minutes later .......

She kept touch my face so I bit her finger. She then went into the entire "Charlie bit my finger!" bit. Complete with British accent.

2 minutes later....

"How did you pick this house?
Me: I didn't.  Dad did.
Her: how did he pick it?
Me: I have no idea.
Her: oh I see.

2 minutes later.....

"Hey..... you know how I'm going to grow up and move out and you will be sad all the time and never have anything to do?"
Me: ........yeahhhhhhhh......
Her: I know what you should do! 
Me: okkkkkk.........
Her: You should just have another baby when that happens.  You will be old but you can have a baby anytime.

2 minutes later ......

Fast asleep.

Wrong end

Chelsea: you're my favorite mom.

Me: You're my favorite daughter.

C: I'm your only daughter so I'm your least favorite too.

Me: no way. Just my favorite.

C: thats true with me about you too. Even though I almost gave up on you once. Im glad I stuck with you.

Me: you were going to give up on me??

C: yeah. And live with a doctor mom. But I wouldn't really want to. Especially on bring your daughter to work day. Because what if I saw a baby being born?? You know they come out the wrong end! I do not want to see that!