Cat joke

Z:  Chels, I have a joke for you!  Where do good cats go to eat their cake??

C;  I don't know! I only have a bad cat!!

Z age 10 C age 8

Human body

Zach to Chelsea: Have you ever noticed how weird the human body is? I mean, seriously, it was invented this way!

Camp Time

Zach to Chelsea: Don't worry, I will only be at camp for 2 weeks. I'll be back in no time.

Me: Uhhh, what the heck? No! You are going to camp for 5 days!

Zach: What do you keep freaking out about and saying I am abandoning you for? 5 days is so fast! Are you kidding me?!

Sports

Zachs buddies mom was picking up her son from our house after the Super Bowl. Chelsea said something to her and she didn't understand after I told her what Chels said she said "oh! I thought you said something about Thelma and Loise!" After saying how great Thelma and Louise was she asked Zach if he had ever seen it. He said "we dont really follow sports. sorry."

Z age 9

Walk to school

Me: Zach I'm soooo tired! I think you should walk to school so I can go back to sleep.

Z: what?! No! I can't walk to school!  Would you walk to school? ?

Me: yeah I used to walk to school all of the time. I wasn't spoiled like you, no one drove me.

Z: Mom! Of course you walked to school!  Cars weren't even invented yet when you were a kid!  I guess you could have ridden a horse. But then you would goof off and be late.

Zach age 8

Totoro

We have a neighbor cat who has been spending a lot of time in our yard. I think he looks like Totoro so that is what I call him. The kids and I decided he is Gidget's (our cat) boyfriend. I was singing "Gidget and Totoro sitting in a tree.... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Zach:  Mom, I think you mean L-I-C-K-I-N-G!

Zach - age 8