A place to document all of the wonderful, funny, insightful things my kids say.

Jan 12, 2014

BFF

Chelsea was trying to talk me into making disappearing marshmallow crescents for dessert i wasnt going for it because it meant another trip to the store for marshmallows. She said "it'll be awesome! What do ya say BFF?"

Chels 6

Jan 9, 2014

Homework

Chelsea wanted to do her homework before I had a chance to help her. She was supposed to write yes or no if the picture had a N. Instead she wrote out each word. My favorites are "praso" for pretzel and "pokn" for popcorn.  I seriously dont want to turn this homework in.


In another section she had to list 3 cold things. She said:
snow
mom
ice

Dec 25, 2013

Sick

Chelsea isn't feeling well today. I just put her in bed and she got really upset, basically because she is sick. I went and laid down with her and talked to her a bit until she calmed down. Then I sang to her, hush little baby and you are my sunshine,  the two song I sing most to my kids. When I was done she had big tears in her eyes. I asked what was wrong and she said

"Those songs are so sweet!"

Then buried her head in my chest and snuggled in really close.

I could live though any parenting frustration for that moment.  ♥♥♥

Chelsea 6

Nov 22, 2013

Walk to school

Me: Zach I'm soooo tired! I think you should walk to school so I can go back to sleep.

Z: what?! No! I can't walk to school!  Would you walk to school? ?

Me: yeah I used to walk to school all of the time. I wasn't spoiled like you, no one drove me.

Z: Mom! Of course you walked to school!  Cars weren't even invented yet when you were a kid!  I guess you could have ridden a horse. But then you would goof off and be late.

Zach age 8

Sep 12, 2013

Totoro

We have a neighbor cat who has been spending a lot of time in our yard. I think he looks like Totoro so that is what I call him. The kids and I decided he is Gidget's (our cat) boyfriend. I was singing "Gidget and Totoro sitting in a tree.... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Zach:  Mom, I think you mean L-I-C-K-I-N-G!


Zach - age 8

Archaeologist

Chels had to do a 'Getting to know you' poster for school. One of the boxes on it asked what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be an archaeologist. I asked her how it went and she told me

"No one knew what an archaeologist was. I wanted to tell them its River Song but no one in my class even knows Doctor Who! I just cant explain everything to them."



Chels - age 5 

Aug 8, 2013

Corruption

Z: Chels, do you want to go to jail? I'm going to be a police so I can put you in jail.
C: I don't want to go to jail.
Z: Then you better give me a lot of money so you don't have to go to jail.
C: But I don't have a lot of money!
Z: You better get some. Maybe steal it or something.

They become corrupt so young nowadays. ::sigh::

Z - 8
C - 5