Weirdo

C: have you ever noticed that Zach has been a weirdo my entire life? I wonder if me being born was what made him weird.

Bed time

Chelsea is sleeping with me tonight.  She is really wound up and having a tough time falling asleep.

Me: You're the worst kid in the whole world.
Her: You're the worst mom in the whole world.  And the best. And I am the best too.

2 minutes later .......

She kept touch my face so I bit her finger. She then went into the entire "Charlie bit my finger!" bit. Complete with British accent.

2 minutes later....

"How did you pick this house?
Me: I didn't.  Dad did.
Her: how did he pick it?
Me: I have no idea.
Her: oh I see.

2 minutes later.....

"Hey..... you know how I'm going to grow up and move out and you will be sad all the time and never have anything to do?"
Me: ........yeahhhhhhhh......
Her: I know what you should do! 
Me: okkkkkk.........
Her: You should just have another baby when that happens.  You will be old but you can have a baby anytime.

2 minutes later ......

Fast asleep.

Wrong end

Chelsea: you're my favorite mom.

Me: You're my favorite daughter.

C: I'm your only daughter so I'm your least favorite too.

Me: no way. Just my favorite.

C: thats true with me about you too. Even though I almost gave up on you once. Im glad I stuck with you.

Me: you were going to give up on me??

C: yeah. And live with a doctor mom. But I wouldn't really want to. Especially on bring your daughter to work day. Because what if I saw a baby being born?? You know they come out the wrong end! I do not want to see that!

Sports

Zachs buddies mom was picking up her son from our house after the Super Bowl. Chelsea said something to her and she didn't understand after I told her what Chels said she said "oh! I thought you said something about Thelma and Loise!" After saying how great Thelma and Louise was she asked Zach if he had ever seen it. He said "we dont really follow sports. sorry."

Z age 9

Foil hat

Chelsea asked me to make her a hat out of foil. I asked "who is trying to read your mind? Aliens or the government?"
She said "aliens. I dont believe in the government!"

C age 6

BFF

Chelsea was trying to talk me into making disappearing marshmallow crescents for dessert i wasnt going for it because it meant another trip to the store for marshmallows. She said "it'll be awesome! What do ya say BFF?"

Chels 6

Homework

Chelsea wanted to do her homework before I had a chance to help her. She was supposed to write yes or no if the picture had a N. Instead she wrote out each word. My favorites are "praso" for pretzel and "pokn" for popcorn.  I seriously dont want to turn this homework in.

In another section she had to list 3 cold things. She said:

snow

mom

ice