A place to document all of the wonderful, funny, insightful things my kids say.

Nov 29, 2011

Marry ME!

Ezri: Zach, did you know if you marry your sister then you will go to jail?!? So you cant marry Chelsea. You have to marry someone else. I will marry you.

Zach: I don't want to pick who I will marry yet.

Ezri: But Zach! You can marry ME!

Z 6 years old
E 5 years old

Swimming

Zach: You know, there is a pipe at my school that is close to breaking and if it does then my whole school is going to FLOOD!

Ezri: But I cant swim!

Zach: Is it because you have too many muscles? That's why I cant swim. My muscles make me sink sink sink!

Chelsea: I can teach you guys to swim! I'm a super good swimmer! I think anyway, mom always pulls me out when I cant touch and breath anymore.

Z 6 years old
C 4 years old
E 5 years old