Chelsea just walked up to me... Knock Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Chels: uhh... I thought that would make you do the joke...
C 4 years old
A place to document all of the wonderful, funny, insightful things my kids say.
Aug 9, 2012
Jul 14, 2012
Cheetah
Zach: What do you hope your fortune says?
Chels: I hope mine says i will grow up to be a cheetah!
Z 7 years old
C 4 years old
Chels: I hope mine says i will grow up to be a cheetah!
Z 7 years old
C 4 years old
Jun 5, 2012
Free suckers
Zach: I love free suckers they always taste so much better then suckers you have to buy.
Z 7 years old
Z 7 years old
May 31, 2012
lessons
I was singing to my kids before bed tonight and Zach tells me "Mom, I think for your birthday I am going to tell dad singing lessons would be a good idea. You need someone to teach you what singing is supposed to sound like"
Z 7 years old
Z 7 years old
May 26, 2012
paint my nails?
Chelsea: Hey, mamma? Can you paint my nails now?
Me: Hey, kiddo? You know I'm in the shower, right?
Chelsea: Yeah, thats ok. I'll just hand you the bottle and stick my hand in!
C 4 years old
Me: Hey, kiddo? You know I'm in the shower, right?
Chelsea: Yeah, thats ok. I'll just hand you the bottle and stick my hand in!
C 4 years old
May 8, 2012
By myself
After dropping Zach off at school i asked Chelsea "are you going to go to school too and leave me all by myself??" She told me "yeah but you can hold my guinea. Even though im not there and you didn't ask."
C 4 years old
C 4 years old
Apr 28, 2012
ants
Chelsea sees an ant and starts spazzing out. Zach explains to her "Chels, that is just a black ant. red ants bite, not black ones. black ants just shoot you with their laser eyes." chaos ensues....
C 4 years old
Z 7 years old
C 4 years old
Z 7 years old
Apr 25, 2012
power
I got the kids breadsticks at target. I handed them to Chelsea and Zach immediately starts in that she has to share. I tell him to chill, she already knows. He tells me "mom, im just afraid she is going to crazy with power!"
Z 7 years old
C 4 years old
Z 7 years old
C 4 years old
Apr 19, 2012
zombie bait
me to the kids: come on spunky brewster and zombie bait.
chels: i get to be zombie bait!!!
C 4 years old
chels: i get to be zombie bait!!!
C 4 years old
Apr 13, 2012
BOMB!
We are walking through Old Navy and Chelsea starts screaming "BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!" I ask her what she is talking about and she starts frantically pointing. I said "Chelsea, that is a baby." "Oh, my mistake..."
C 4 years old
C 4 years old
Apr 9, 2012
Can't help it
Me: Chels why are you so adorable all the time?
Chels: I don't know. I just can't help it.
C 4 years old
Chels: I don't know. I just can't help it.
C 4 years old
Mar 5, 2012
How old are you?
Chelsea: Mom how old are you?
Me: I am three zero.
C: THIRTY!? Holy cow, that is so old! I think maybe you are too old to be a mom.
C 4 years old
Me: I am three zero.
C: THIRTY!? Holy cow, that is so old! I think maybe you are too old to be a mom.
C 4 years old
Jan 14, 2012
Jan 12, 2012
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