Me: Zach I'm soooo tired! I think you should walk to school so I can go back to sleep.
Z: what?! No! I can't walk to school! Would you walk to school? ?
Me: yeah I used to walk to school all of the time. I wasn't spoiled like you, no one drove me.
Z: Mom! Of course you walked to school! Cars weren't even invented yet when you were a kid! I guess you could have ridden a horse. But then you would goof off and be late.
Zach age 8
