Chelsea is sleeping with me tonight. She is really wound up and having a tough time falling asleep.
Me: You're the worst kid in the whole world.
Her: You're the worst mom in the whole world. And the best. And I am the best too.
2 minutes later .......
She kept touch my face so I bit her finger. She then went into the entire "Charlie bit my finger!" bit. Complete with British accent.
2 minutes later....
"How did you pick this house?
Me: I didn't. Dad did.
Her: how did he pick it?
Me: I have no idea.
Her: oh I see.
2 minutes later.....
"Hey..... you know how I'm going to grow up and move out and you will be sad all the time and never have anything to do?"
Me: ........yeahhhhhhhh......
Her: I know what you should do!
Me: okkkkkk.........
Her: You should just have another baby when that happens. You will be old but you can have a baby anytime.
2 minutes later ......
Fast asleep.
