Bed time

Chelsea is sleeping with me tonight.  She is really wound up and having a tough time falling asleep.

Me: You're the worst kid in the whole world.
Her: You're the worst mom in the whole world.  And the best. And I am the best too.

2 minutes later .......

She kept touch my face so I bit her finger. She then went into the entire "Charlie bit my finger!" bit. Complete with British accent.

2 minutes later....

"How did you pick this house?
Me: I didn't.  Dad did.
Her: how did he pick it?
Me: I have no idea.
Her: oh I see.

2 minutes later.....

"Hey..... you know how I'm going to grow up and move out and you will be sad all the time and never have anything to do?"
Me: ........yeahhhhhhhh......
Her: I know what you should do! 
Me: okkkkkk.........
Her: You should just have another baby when that happens.  You will be old but you can have a baby anytime.

2 minutes later ......

Fast asleep.