Wrong end

Chelsea: you're my favorite mom.

Me: You're my favorite daughter.

C: I'm your only daughter so I'm your least favorite too.

Me: no way. Just my favorite.

C: thats true with me about you too. Even though I almost gave up on you once. Im glad I stuck with you.

Me: you were going to give up on me??

C: yeah. And live with a doctor mom. But I wouldn't really want to. Especially on bring your daughter to work day. Because what if I saw a baby being born?? You know they come out the wrong end! I do not want to see that!